I fucked a bear, no longer a virgin.

LORE UPDATE SORRY FOR NOT TOUCHING THIS PLACE IF ANYONE ACTUALLY READS FROM IT.

(BTW i started writing this on September 7th but it's September 27th so i'm "finishing it" ig idk i'm cleaning up my yap a bit)

Wow what a way to start off a Blog Post huh?

OK, I'll make it short and sweet.

Southern Decadence weekend. The parade was SUPPOSED to be on Saturday morning, but due to some changes with the city, the parade was pushed back to Sunday Evening (Early Evening if we're being real here)

I went to a bar with one of my friends, met some of his friends, they were cool peeps. I also met a bear. His name was... well i don't want to say it so I'll just call him Big Bear. He was a mutual friend of one of my friends. He was tall, had dirty-blonde-ish hair cut short, and a cute little beard (I think?) idk its been so long.

I thought he was SUPER cute, but he said he had a husband, so i kinda like, backed off.

But also... he was cute...

So we somehow walked into a bar, me being drunk as shit, him being kinda drunk but not really drunk, and then... we looked at each other, we smiled... we kissed.

I didn't... think I was going to be able to kiss a bear that night, especially a married one.

He was in an open relationship, but even then. Married man (gay marriage), Decadence Weekend... maybe I shouldn't have been surprised?

anyways uhhh he offered to walk me back to his place (the idea was me supposedly going to Uber from there so I wouldn't be by myself...) but then we like, walked... we walked so much... I didn't think I'd walk that much but holy shit. Looks like being at my workplace really is helping me with physical endurance...

SORRY GETTING OFF TOPIC

anyways we got back to his place, i pissed in a toilet, i think he fed me water(?), and then we went into the bedroom and we were like kissing and shiiiii

and then he told me to take off my clothes and like, i did

wish i took off the socks so it'd be gayer but whatever

anyways i was drunk as shit and horny as hell, but i couldn't cum

BUT THEN HE TOOK OFF HIS CLOTHES AND I STARTED FUCKIN'

GOD

HE WAS SO

THICK

AND CHUBBY

AND HOT

AND CUTE

SEXY

God fucking damn it, how am i going to find a man as fine as he was?

for some reason I kept saying yes sir/no sir/etc. to him 😭 he called me a bratty top so ig i really am a sub top huh

fucking away unresolved trauma or whatever

anyways

he was so fine oh my god

but then his fucking friends came by, i don't hate them but god damn let me fuck a hot piece of meat in peace

then i was drunk and annoying until he told me to uber myself home (so like when his husband got home at almost midnight)

...

I'm so fucking gay and autistic

anyways

10/10 would fuck bears again

That night was genuinely unforgettable.